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Orbit 1990 (UK) ISBN 0 7474 0470 4 |
Ballantine/Del Rey 1989 (US) ISBN 0-345-35316-1 |
| Funtopia review: | A complex and mordant satire. Near-future America has become a dictatorship run by a fundamentalist Christian televangelist in the Jim Bakker mould, with the Constitution suspended, a religious police force of Deacons who root out heresy and liberalism by torture, and concentration camps for unbelievers. Control is reinforced at mass prayer meetings by the use of extravagant special effects projections the Beast, the Whore of Babylon, and other Revelations favourites in 100-foot high 3D. The best effects programmer in the business is Charlie Mansard, an eccentric slob who would long ago have wound up in a camp but for his usefulness to the regime. Meanwhile, a terrorist group, the Lefthand Path, is setting bombs in public places. Harry Carlisle, a tough old-school NYPD cop, is tasked with nailing Lefthand Path, unaware that he is merely a pawn in a power struggle among the elite (and that his girlfriend is a terrorist sleeper agent). Some great jokes in here. Notice how Americans (the South Park movie, Dennis Leary in No Cure for Cancer, etc.) often jest about having a war with Canada? Well, in this novel, its the Canucks who do the invading. Oh, and Elvis is an officially-tolerated cult religion, followers dressed in His image, and His own Holy Book. The whole thing builds to a glorious climax when the special effects finally run amok and the regime comes crashing down. With the state of special FX in the movies now, this novel is entirely filmable. But would anyone have the balls? Not in Hollywood, probably. |
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| Author's comment | See Mick Farren's Collected Works. |
| Availability | Both
versions out of print but fairly easily available online. As
usual, US edition more plentiful than UK version.
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| Excerpt (by permission) |
Harry Carlisle let himself out of the front door of Cynthia Kline's building,
wondering about his chances of getting a cab so early in the morning. He
had left before Cynthia, giving her a few minutes alone to get ready for
work. He could not imagine what they were up to at Astor Place, calling
her in at this hour. At first, he did not notice the black van. There was
no reason why he should - it was just one more in the line of parked cars
at the curb. It was only the sound of the rear door being wrenched open
that made him turn and look at it. When the five armed men jumped out,
his first thought was that it was a particularly elaborate mugging. Then
he saw the visored helmets and the weapons that they carried, and he
realized that it was something much more sinister and much more
exclusively directed at him. He was still warm from Cynthia's bed and a
little sleepy. He clawed for the .357 under his arm, but his reactions
were slow. His fingers touched it, but suddenly there were five Mossbergs
pointed at him. The voice was like that of a robot. |