The Tale of Willy's Rats

 

 
Mayflower 1975 (UK)
ISBN 583 12327 9
 

Funtopia On-line 2002 (UK)

The Tale of Willy's Rats
Online e-novel 2002

Funtopia has re-published The Tale of Willy's Rats in an online e-novel format, with the full permission and support of Mick Farren, who has also contributed a new introduction. New artwork (above right) is courtesy of GAK, co-author and illustrator of Dead Cat Bounce and Dead Cats Bouncing. Available from Bedlam Press/Necro Publications.

NME review of The Tale of Willy's Rats by Charles Shaar Murray, April 12 1975, p.33

Anybody want a rock 'n' roll novel that ain't too pretentious, is written by somebody who knows what he's talking about, has a totally absurd cover and is bascially just good trashy entertainment?
  No? Okay, the Gig Guide is on page 36 this week. Go!
  The rest of you can line up on the left and get a whip-round going to buy "The Tale of Willy's Rats" which has just become my second all-time favourite rock novel. (The one that beats it is Nik Cohn's "I Am Still The Greatest Says Johnny Angelo", which deals, in a typical Cohnian way, with rock as myth and allegory, is actually attempting something entirely different from "That (sic) Tale of Willy's Rats", with which it shares nothing but its subject matter.)
  The only other real contenders are Thom Keyes "All Night Stand" which is very '60s and lack sthe kind of laconic verisimilitude whic Farren brings to this book, "Groupie" by Jennie Fabian which is merely autobiographical in see through disguise, and the "Stardust", "That'll Be The Day" and "Flame" adaptations.
  The narrator of the book, Lou Francis, does his homework to "Heartbreak Hotel", plays bass in a pseudo-Shadows youth-club band, pays his dues as Dylan freak and itinerant folkie and makes it in the mid-'60s.
  Farren, thankfully, makes no attempt to convince the reader that Willy's Rats (taking the group's name from a William Burrough's "Naked Lunch" is a nice touch of authenticity are the best and biggest group of the decade.
  They are succesful, but not on a scale that would involve reorganising history a la "Stardust". They get to be about as big as Uriah Heep, in fact.
  In a sense, Willy's Rats are Farren's ideal rock band.
  They're nasty and evil in a kind of Stones/MC5/Blue Oyster Cult way; they're politically aware without taking da re-vo-lu-shun too seriously, they were into whips and make-up a little before their time ('67 by Farren's chronology) and they have an awful lotta chicks and do an awful lotta drugs (get in there, sensation-seekers. This is the novel that rips the lid off the filthy., stinking, corrupt, mindless pop scene!!!!!).
  There's some fairly subtle rock-criticism-by-implication installed at various strategic points in the novel, and what's more, it's accurate.
  Unlike most of the klutzes who attempt to write novels about rock and roll, Farren has been around for a long time as fan, critic and (gawdelpus) lead singer of a rock band, which enables him to avoid most of the pitfalls caused by ignorance of the subject (for reference, consult "Song Of The Scorpions" by Paul Tabori, which demonstrates all of them).
  "The Tale of Willy's Rats" ain't exactly ready to be engraved in gold, but it's a considerable improvement over Farren's first novel "The Text's Of Festival," which fell spectacularly flat on its ass despite an intriguing central thesis.
  Plus it's a must for that long train journey.
  Micky, you'll get my bill in the morning.

Charles Shaar Murray (1975)

Funtopia review:

Life on and off the road with the bad boys of English rock 'n' roll, Willy's Rats. Unique in the Farren oevre for using the device of a first-person narrator, the book inhabits a genre apart from Farren's better-known stamping grounds of sci-fi and horror, its true peers being the That'll Be The Day/Stardust movies and Richard Allen's Glam, except with considerably more balls than either. 
    The first few chapters have lead singer Lou Francis recounting his way through the liftoff of the early 60s British Beat Boom, and Farren delineates beautifully both the cataclysmic sense of release that rock brought to postwar teens, and the lamentable tameness of much of what was passed off as "rock" in early 60s Britain.  
    As the 60s proceed, Lou Francis finds his true metier as vocalist in England's raunchiest band, and gradually descends into the wilder terrain of  LSD, gangster managers, rabble-rousing psychedelic revolution, a hippie death cult, assassination threats, and – always – copious amounts of weird, experimental sex.  
   There's no denouement as such: Willy's Rats are going to go on forever, because they're the Ding an sich, the Platonic form, of the loud, yobbish, long-haired, totally goddamn irresponsible rock 'n' roll band that we all know and miss so much as the Millenium ticks over. No "We Are The World" for these boys; no Perrier and jogging, no cosy all-star collaborations with Eric and Whitney and Bono. Willy's Rats are self-sufficient in their depravity, a rude shout down the years from a time when we employed our pop stars to tell us how to misbehave.

PJ

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Availability Out of print and virtually impossible to find.  Online searches consistently draw a blank.  With the author's permission, Funtopia has published has posted an online edition of The Tale of Willy's Rats with a new introduction by Mick Farren and a new cover by GAK.